On Bad Reviews
Some people have no bedside manner. That’s certainly true of a few book reviewers.
Don’t you hate to get bombed by a blogger who has only six followers and spends most of her time passing judgment on kitchen appliances? You ask yourself, “Why didn’t she leave my book alone and pick up a Veg-O-Matic?”
How should you handle the pain of a bad review? Let’s take it by the numbers and I’ll give you my thoughts.
1-Allow the steam to escape from your ears before proceeding.
2-Get all thoughts of physical violence and verbal retribution out of your system before moving on to step three.
3-Look at the poorly worded, opinionated, juvenile, asinine, obnoxious, nasty, insensitive, shit-for-brains review, written by an obviously uneducated cretan, OBJECTIVELY and assess its merit. Perhaps among all the hurtful statements, something can be learned from a valid point (no matter how ill-phrased).
4-Do not immediately click on Amazon’s comment box and write, “Oh, Yeah?”
5-If you must reply, (and there may not be a necessity to do so) you owe the reviewer (and your reputation) civility. Type in: “Thanks for your opinion,” and send it on its way. Then without delay, grab a paper and pen and for your mental wellbeing, finish your thought with: You moron! Up yours! What makes you think you would know a good book/story/poem (strike out those that do not apply) if it bit you in the ass?
My best advice (and who follows his/her own advice?): Don’t dwell on the negative thoughts of others. Most great authors have received criticism from someone.
Second best advice (and I like this one much better): If available, print out a photo of the reviewer and hope you see them on the street some day.
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